Visualize This.

A bathtub filled with steaming water, laced with floating, fragrant bubbles. Your mother always told you a bubble bath was the universal cure to any stress your life could give rise to. So, who would have ever considered your bathtub could actually be the CAUSE of your stress? Good thing you use Tilex. Otherwise, disgusting build-up like mold, mildew, and soap scum could cramp your perfectionist attitude. You've learned that just a simple misting of Tilex leaves your shower tidy and immaculate, so you can thoroughly enjoy your well-deserved alone time. After all, you've got enough stress to deal with.